Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:20

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I have a reading level above third grade
I have complete contempt for fakery
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I know who the president of Turkey really is
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I see through liars
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
I don’t buy bullshit
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I can count
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I understand how hurricane paths work
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
I can read
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I don’t cotton to rapists
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I actually pay taxes
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened