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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Still no good

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How does a man look at you when he is in love?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

What are some funny and smart quotes?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

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Nuts and Butts

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

No way

So they tried

Next, they tried...

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